Neptune-Eros Aspects in Synastry

“In this life we cannot do great things. We can only do small things with great love.”

Mother Teresa

Neptune Conjunct Eros Synastry

Neptune conjunct Eros synastry is where erotic desire unfolds. Neptune becomes the ultimate fantasy for Eros, while Eros turns into a walking, talking aphrodisiac for the Neptunian dreamer.

Neptune brings a touch of enigma to Eros’ already steamy bedroom. Suddenly, everything is shrouded in mystery, and Eros finds themselves inexplicably attracted to the haze. In Neptune, Eros has discovered a mermaid with legs for the first time – awkward, fascinating, and incredibly erotic!

Meanwhile, Eros introduces Neptune to the wonders of physical pleasure. Neptune might find themselves thinking, “So this is what all the fuss is about!” as they fumble through the unfamiliar terrain of earthly delights.

This aspect can create a relationship that’s part steamy romance novel, part psychedelic trip. Neptune might find themselves writing poetry about Eros’ sensuality, while Eros might find themselves role-playing as a knight in shining armor.

Neptune Sextile Eros Synastry

With Neptune sextile Eros synastry, the universe has decided to open an art gallery in the middle of a strip club. Suddenly, nude portraits are considered high art, and twerking becomes an expression of the divine. It’s confusing, beautiful, and definitely not safe for work!

Neptune brings a touch of romance to Eros’ carnal world. It’s as if someone sprinkled fairy dust on a sex toy – suddenly, it’s not just a tool for pleasure, it’s a magic wand capable of transporting you to other dimensions. Eros might find themselves having spiritual epiphanies mid-orgasm, which can be incredibly enlightening and illuminating.

Under Neptune’s influence, Eros discovers a newfound appreciation for the power of suggestion, finding that a whispered word or a lingering glance can be as potent as the most fervent caress. This expanded sensitivity allows Eros to tap into a wellspring of creativity in their intimate expression.

In return, Eros awakens Neptune’s sensual nature with the warmth of physical affection. Neptune learns to see the sacred in the sensual, recognizing that earthly pleasures can be a pathway to a higher consciousness.

Neptune sextile Eros synastry creates a relationship where sensuality and spirituality walk hand in hand. Your date nights might involve tantric yoga sessions that turn into impromptu wrestling matches, or attempts at astral projection that end up with both partners falling asleep in weird positions.

Neptune Square Eros Synastry

Neptune square Eros synastry is like trying to navigate a fun house mirror maze while extremely horny. Everything is distorted, nothing is as it seems, and you’re not sure if you want to kiss your reflection or run away screaming.

Neptune can bring a hefty dose of confusion to Eros’ libido. Eros’ sexual advances can be met with a mix of “yes” and “no” from Neptune, as they want to hide their true intention.

At times, Neptune may find themselves overwhelmed by the intensity of Eros’ desires, feeling a need to escape the raw physicality of the connection. They may struggle to fully engage with the earthy, sensual energy that Eros brings, preferring to keep things light.

On the other hand, Eros might feel frustrated by Neptune’s indirectness. Eros may crave a more direct physical expression of desire, finding Neptune’s approach too vague and elusive. This can lead to feelings of uncertainty and disappointment if your expectations aren’t clearly communicated.

Neptune may struggle to articulate their needs clearly, relying instead on subtle hints and unspoken expectations. Eros, accustomed to being straightforward, may feel lost in a fog of mixed signals and ambiguous responses.

Neptune Trine Eros Synastry

With Neptune trine Eros synastry, the universe has decided to host a meditation retreat at the Playboy Mansion. Suddenly, enlightenment comes with a long lick of whipped cream, and tantric workshops are the hottest ticket in town. You want to discover each other’s new erogenous zones you didn’t even know existed.

Neptune is determined to make Eros’ unsacredness sacred. Eros’ set of handcuffs now are not just kinky, they’re holy relics. Eros might find themselves achieving nirvana through incredibly enthusiastic make-out sessions.

Eros, in turn, is the switch that turns Neptune on, the passionate fire that lights up Neptune’s eroticism with the intensity of a thousand scented candles. Neptune can discover the joys of a full-body massage – spiritual transcendence doesn’t seem so out of reach.

Your sexual union in this pairing flows like a river of honey – sweet, smooth, and unusually sticky! Your pillow talk might sound like a mixture of Rumi’s poetry and the Kama Sutra, leaving both partners enlightened, aroused, and slightly confused.

Neptune trine Eros synastry creates a relationship where the line between lovemaking and prayer becomes delightfully blurred. Every touch is a blessing, every kiss is a wedding, and every union is a wrestling.

Neptune Opposite Eros Synastry

With Neptune opposite Eros synastry, Neptune brings a tsunami of confusion to Eros’ island of desire. Eros may find themselves sexually attracted to their own shadow – the parts they may not reveal to others but appear in Neptune.

But Neptune might alternately idealize Eros’ sexual advances and feel the need to retreat from them, creating a push-pull dynamic. Neptune’s tendency to romanticize or spiritualize the connection can clash with Eros’s more primal approach to intimacy.

Neptune may want to go slow, while Eros may want to go fast. Eros may want penetration and passion, while Neptune may seek long-lasting foreplay and emotional connection.

Eros might interpret Neptune’s distant gaze as aloof and disinterested. Neptune might mistake Eros’ passionate advances as a forceful form of aggression.

The end goal of Neptune-Eros opposition is the balance between the spiritual and physical. Your lovemaking can become a form of worship, a celebration of the divine as it manifests in human form. You may be drawn to sexual practices that honor this union of body and spirit.

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